ghore:

I’m on a new diet called don’t fucking look at me

(via pizza)

overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

(Source: flapwagon, via pizza)

mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

(Source: hhlil, via sophlaa)

olerex:

bitch i will connecticut u

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(Source: bueefs, via gaynipples)

sollux:

DO YOU EVER WANNA MEET SOMEONE IN PERSON SO BAD YOU GET ALL EXCITED THINKING ABOUT IT AND MENTALLY PLAN OUT A DAY EVEN THOUGH ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN

(Source: manaphy, via pizza)

danisnotonfire:

danisnotorfire:

danisontonfire:

danisnotofire:

danlsnotonfire:

theperksofbeingbeth:

those blogs with the url danisnotonfire but changed a little bit are literally the devil

i know right they’re so annoying

i agree they’re just the worst

why would they even do it? it’s terrible, really

assholes

i don’t even know if i am the real me anymore

(via sophlaa)

mypatronusisyou:

dontbedeaded:

penaltybox:

IM JEALOUS OF COUNTRIES THAT TEACH LANGUAGES TO CHILDREN FROM A YOUNG AGE SO BY THE TIME THEYRE LIKE 18 THEYRE BILINGUAL . IN MY ELEVEN YEARS OF AMERICAN PUBLIC SCHOOLING I CAN NAME YOU LIKE 5 COLORS IN SPANISH

i’m a 14 years old argentinian girl and i run a blog in english

literally everyone in America hates the American education system and has thousands of ideas for how to make it better but nothing ever fucking changes 

(via hotboyproblems)

dutchster:

when the doorbell rings and i know it’s the pizza guy

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(via pizza)


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